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  • Ghost Love Story Vietnamese Version
  • Cheers!
  • I feel butterflies in my stomach.
  • Why’s there only one dish of fruit for the party? Nothing more? Where’s he?
  • He said he’d take his wife out here but there’s still no sight of him now.
  • Bi Mát !
  • What? What’re you doing?
  • Gosh, who’re you scaring?
  • You dare give me a scare!
  • It was you who scared every one!
  • I did but he scared me to death too.
  • Ain’t you taking the food? Where’s it?
  • It’s ready, but a dish of fruit isn’t enough for you?
  • No! There was just only one!
  • Here we go! Fruit!
  • Really?
  • Surprise!
  • So two dishes of fruit?
  • Yes, two!
  • No problem. I can tell his wife’s gonna fix us meat!
  • I’ll call her out.
  • Mặc Nác!...
  • Such a strong wind! Is my hair standing on end?
  • Your hair always stands!
  • Who’s this chick?
  • Please introduce to you. Here’s my wife, Mặc Nác.
  • You must be kidding. This is your neighbor, not wife.
  • What’s your facebook username?
  • Her face looks hard. I just only wanna know her facebook name.
  • I’ll find it anyway!
  • Just tell us the truth, who’s that girl? We’ve known your wife before.
  • Hideous, beamy!
  • He usually eats eggs but today he’s favoring bones.
  • This is my wife. Don’t talk about her like an animal. It’s her, for sure!
  • Really? She’s been an obese girl since the last time we met but now she’s deadly thin!
  • Why are you so skinny now?
  • Lost weight!
  • She lost weight!
  • How could you lose that fast?
  • How could you lose that fast?
  • Why’s she doing "in and out"?
  • The fact is, one day she wanted to eat pig’s tripe soup and it was no tripe but blood curd.
  • That made her indigestion, then diarrhea, later she was diagnosed with food poisoning,
  • resulting in cleansing the bowels and making her gut out.
  • Then the doctor intended to take her appendix out but mistakenly removed the small intestine,
  • leaving her hospitalized for a month. That’s why she’s skin and bone now.
  • Congratulations!
  • The thing is, what’re you all so exciting knowing my wife disemboweled?
  • No, I mean congratulations on her success of losing weight!
  • Food’s coming.
  • Food’s coming. Thoughtful as ladies are!
  • Please enjoy!
  • Three dishes of fruit?
  • Three!
  • I’m absolutely certain they’re husband and wife. They treated us exactly the same dish.
  • Right! Three dishes of fruit!
  • Let’s go on!
  • Propose a toast to my friends!
  • Your wife’s choking me!
  • What happened?
  • No! Choke a wine cup.
  • You’re overacting! Coward!
  • I feel something strange too...
  • Congratulate you all for remaining your body intact after coming back from overseas study with my husband.
  • What’s that?
  • Get confused!
  • Your wife’s disembodied voice and your tap are going to conjure us from the death.
  • I gets confused.
  • Guys, cheers!
  • Now she sounds like a call girl.
  • Let’s sing our student song!
  • Right, the song we sang when we’re still poor and humble.
  • Who takes the beat first?
  • I will. Ready? Two! Three!
  • Still remember the song?
  • I find the face expression of Mát’s wife is not really interesting.
  • It makes me chilly too.
  • It’s like a call girl not getting a big tip!
  • Nonsense, your dirty mind!
  • Where’s your wife? Where’s his wife?
  • Do you see Mát’s wife?
  • Come and drink, guys!
  • What’s the hell?
  • Mosquitos!
  • Swatting mosquitos like a hell punch!
  • No. It’s on your arm!
  • They’re all around! Bloody!
  • You! I’ve suffered from vestibular disorder, so don’t be too hard!
  • Yes. Because of mosquitos. They dare to bite you on the cheek!
  • No! I’m just flapping gently.
  • Focus on plucking out grey hair. Let them bite!
  • Just let them bite?
  • Let them bite!
  • OK.
  • Bi Mát!
  • What’s up, Mặc Nác?
  • Will you still love me when I’m no longer beautiful?
  • What’re the hell you taking? Of course not!
  • What?
  • Not a chance I’ll leave you
  • So nice of you!
  • What?
  • Mosquitos again!
  • I told you, let them bite. Once they fully suck, they’ll die.
  • Just feed them. I’ve suffered from diabetes so they’ll die. Believe me.
  • Ok.
  • Bi Mát!
  • What’s up, Mặc Nác?
  • Won’t you abandon me no matter what mistakes I will make?
  • Despite colossal mistakes you may make, terrible deeds you may do, I shall never leave you!
  • Even when you’re a ghost or a monster, I won’t.
  • Thank you.
  • What’ve you just done?
  • I’m sorry, I just can’t help it.
  • Oh! Not once but twice.
  • No big deal! I told you I’d forgive you. It’s bedtime now. Don't sit at this.
  • Just lie here!
  • Wow! Why does it fall over at this time?
  • I’m going to bed now. Enjoy yourself!
  • Bi Mát!
  • Bi Mát!
  • I doubt that Mát’s wife is a ghost. She looks so scary.
  • How come you’re damn sure?
  • Don’t you feel a chill of fear when seeing her?
  • How on earth am I a gorgeous figure like a movie star?
  • There she’s standing!...
  • Slowly!
  • It’s absolutely not fit me!
  • Let me take a better look!
  • How come you’re so sure? What if she’s not a ghost?
  • It’s impossible!
  • I know one way to find out.
  • My great grandmother told me how to identify a ghost, looking backward between your legs!
  • Don’t get it. You try first!
  • So sad!
  • Come play with me, guys!
  • What happened?...
  • Don’t know. You do it! I’ll try.
  • Get out of the way!
  • Come here!
  • What? Ghost or human?
  • She’s a ghost! Run!
  • Come here!
  • Why did you throw the paddle away?
  • I take this side, you the other.
  • Bi Mát!
  • What?
  • We just want to tell you something.
  • What?
  • Say it!
  • In fact, your wife is…
  • Say it!… Your wife... Say it!... Faint!
  • Bi Mát, your wife…
  • You tell me!
  • Whenever he’s nervous, he’ll begin to…stammer!
  • As if you didn’t.
  • You’re not stammering anymore?
  • I 'm not stammer when cursing.
  • Why don’t you ask a self-controlled man?
  • I’m sorry. What happened to my wife?
  • I forget.
  • Damn you! You forget? What happened to my wife after all?
  • I remember. She’s…very beautiful!
  • As if it was their theme song.
  • Wake up! Tell me what happened to my wife.
  • Your wife…
  • Are they falling for this song?
  • What happened? Why are you standing in the way of the light? It scares me!
  • LầDon’t appear like this next time! If you do, I’ll run like them. You little devil!
  • Eat it, hubby! It’s ripe already.
  • Can’t imagine him eating such a dented papaya!
  • Eat these yummy eggs! They are made from rubber, polymer.
  • Eat... Eat more for your good health!
  • I can’t take it anymore! Why don’t all four of you tell him the truth? Then I’ll do it. Don’t stop me!
  • We won’t.
  • Why not?
  • Go ahead! We won’t hinder your business.
  • You wanna tell him now?
  • Say it!
  • I’m stopping you now.
  • Are you crazy?
  • Let him do it just as he wished!
  • Say it!
  • Bi Mát! Your wife is a… ghost.
  • Why are you cursing me?
  • No, I’m not.
  • You’ve just cursed me.
  • No! I mean your wife is a… ghost.
  • My wife has always been my mama.
  • For God’s sake, your wife is a ghost!
  • He doesn’t seem frightened, does he? Bi Mát, you don’t believe this?
  • You do as me. Look backward between your legs!...
  • Look backward between my legs!
  • You crazy? Use your own legs!
  • Bi Mát!
  • Run!
  • Bi Mát!
  • Run, Mát! Your wife’s definitely a ghost! Give her up!
  • Do you know she’s a spook? Mát!
  • Yes, I do.
  • Why didn’t you tell us before?
  • I’ve known she’s a ghost.
  • How long?
  • For very long.
  • Why didn’t you tell everyone?
  • I told you, I wouldn’t abandon you whatever you were, even a spook or a devil. I’ll forever love you.
  • Oh God! How could you possibly break wind in such a romantic situation?
  • She poisoned the atmosphere.
  • I’m so sorry.
  • No problem. How did you die?
  • I underwent liposuction. A quack sucked up the last bit of my fat and I died.
  • That’s horrified!
  • You died of fat drain-away?
  • Yes.
  • Your dead body must have been shriveled.
  • I can’t imagine my wife shrinking from 100 to just 30 kilos.
  • Shrivelledly dead. Where were your body buried?
  • The ferry port.
  • No more ferry!
  • Nắc! Nắc!
  • Hey! Mr Know-it-all, her name is Núc.
  • Nái!
  • Stupid! Her name is Nga, not Nắc, Núc, or Nái.
  • Nga is my mother’s name.
  • My wife’s name is Nác. She is Nác.
  • I thought her name was Nga when I visited her facebook.
  • It was my mother’s facebook that you visited.
  • Nác, tell me what you need and I’ll burn it for you.
  • Burn her something!
  • A cellphone.
  • Why did you burn a lousy phone for me? Burn another one!
  • Why didn’t you burn a decent one? Don’t be stingy with joss paper.
  • OK.
  • I like this color. Ask my husband why there’s no sim.
  • She needs a "sim".
  • Wait a minute.
  • Where’re you going?
  • Somewhere I can buy "xiêm" coconut.
  • What’s a "xiêm" coconut for? She needs a sim. Do you know what it is? Get her a "xiêm" duck!
  • Oh God.
  • Are you insane? She’s dead and doesn’t need food.
  • Yes.
  • "Xiêm" coconut or "xiêm" duck is no good. Sim here must be…"sim" flowers!
  • Damn your "sim" flowers!
  • You silly old fool! We’re talking about a cell phone, so sim here is a card you use at shopping malls to buy things without cash.
  • That’s an ATM card!
  • Sim is a SIM card for calling. Now burn it!
  • Write down a phone number for her! A lucky number.
  • I know...
  • Burn quickly!
  • All right.
  • Quickly so that we can talk with each other!
  • Is the number OK?
  • Yes.
  • What’s the number?
  • His phone number. It’s good.
  • Oh God! You burned it and if I get a call tonight with a minus, not a plus, initial number, you’ll go to hell!
  • Why didn't you say earlier? I burned it!
  • Crap! Burn a better one!
  • No worries!
  • Don’t you dare do bad luck burn-off! My wife’s not a streetwalker! As if she couldn’t get a guest.
  • People always burn like this out there.
  • You’re making a storm only for joss paper burning. It really gets on my nerves.
  • No more stupid things! I’m gonna have a talk with my wife.
  • Mặc Nác!
  • What?!
  • Take my car! I dare you.
  • Really? You can even defeat it?
  • You bastard! Why did you burn a deck of four-color cards for my wife?
  • It’s you to blame if her fingers are cut, even she’s already dead!
  • You burned the cards? What’s in your mind? No, I didn’t.
  • But he said so.
  • I swear I only burned Duy Mạnh’s CDs which included Gambling life. She might probably get addicted to it.
  • Are you crazy? My wife is a real gambler and you burned Gambling life disc to her?
  • Didn’t you think about country songs like Long Nhật’s?
  • Bi Mát, I’m sorry too.
  • Why?
  • I burned a Squash-crab-fish-tiger game.
  • That!
  • Place your bets, then withdraw your hands or else I chop them off!
  • She’s shaking vigorously!
  • You even encourage a spirit to gamble? Is there nothing you could burn but gambling games?
  • Bingo!
  • What?
  • What’s ‘Bingo’ doing here?
  • No. I burned a pack of Bingo cards.
  • What?
  • Guess what numbers. Cough up!
  • It’s not my fault. I thought it was just for fun but she was really into it!
  • Why didn’t you tell me when you burned all these stuff? If I knew, I’d burn my step mother too!
  • For what?
  • She’s a heavy gambler. She’d fill the player shortage.
  • Nonsense!
  • You wanna burn your step mother, who is still alive?
  • Hey! You’re talking rubbish. His step mother is dead.
  • Opps! How do you know?
  • She suffered scabies rash and scratched bleedingly until she was dead.
  • If so, I’ll burn this for her too.
  • What’s it?
  • Scabies treatment cream tube.
  • What the hell is going on here?...
  • This is my wife’s funeral, not his step mother’s. What happens?
  • Three hot chick ghosts!
  • What’s that?
  • It means three hot girl ghosts!
  • Three hot chick ghosts, bother my wife no more! Please leave her alone! Go!
  • It’s for fun!
  • Fun? Not until I punch you in the face! Go!
  • It’s time for pregnancy.
  • Oh God! Pregnancy means being born. It should be "reincarnation".
  • Oh God! Impinge!
  • It’s time for reincarnation. Go away!
  • Be aware of my cell phone!
  • They’re really gone!
  • Girls, wait for me to reincarnate.
  • What?
  • They’re hot. Such a waste if they’re gone!
  • Hold on!
  • For what?
  • Why do you hit me?
  • Reincarnation requires your death first!
  • Right!
  • Guys, concentrate on the funeral, please!
  • Yes. Right.
  • We concentrate on the funeral. This is my wife’s funeral.
  • Be mournful! This is my wife’s funeral.
  • Mặc Nác!
  • Mặc Nác!
  • Bi Mát!
  • Mặc Nác!
  • Bi Mát!
  • Mặc Nác!
  • Bi Mát!
  • Don’t waste!
  • Romantic, remember?
  • Again. Action!
  • Mặc Nác!
  • Bi Mát!
  • Why didn’t you reincarnate but still linger here?
  • No. I don’t want to. It’s funnier staying and playing with these guys!
  • No funny!
  • No, you can’t. If you want to stay, revert to my former wife.
  • The fat, muscular, rough, teeth-protruding one who never gambled or was driven by greed.
  • Turn back to my former messy wife!
  • Bi Mát! If I revert to a hideous ghost, will you still love me?
  • Music!
  • Awful.
  • Whatever you may become, however ugly you may be,you’ll still be my wife as long as you get rid of gambling.
  • I believe you.
  • Who?
  • Who?
  • I know who but no one will die if you just take it up. What’re you pointing at?
  • Who?
  • Revert! I can’t stand.
  • It’s gonna be a whole pack!
  • That’s for the transfiguration. Sympathize with her.
  • Great magic!
  • What a relief!
  • What's that supposed to mean? That is just one of the procedures for my wife’s transfiguration.
  • Is it that gross? Is that what friends are for? You guys can’t even remember my wife’s name.
  • I dare you to say you her name correctly!
  • We can!
  • What’s her name?
  • Núc! Nắc! Nga!
  • Damn Núc and Nắc! Last chance for you, what’s my wife’s name?
  • Cúc!
  • I am Nác!

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