Why’s there only one dish of fruit for the party? Nothing more? Where’s he?
He said he’d take his wife out here but there’s still no sight of him now.
Bi Mát !
What? What’re you doing?
Gosh, who’re you scaring?
You dare give me a scare!
It was you who scared every one!
I did but he scared me to death too.
Ain’t you taking the food? Where’s it?
It’s ready, but a dish of fruit isn’t enough for you?
No! There was just only one!
Here we go! Fruit!
So two dishes of fruit?
No problem. I can tell his wife’s gonna fix us meat!
I’ll call her out.
Such a strong wind!
Is my hair standing on end?
Your hair always stands!
Who’s this chick?
Please introduce to you. Here’s my wife, Mặc Nác.
You must be kidding. This is your neighbor, not wife.
What’s your facebook username?
Her face looks hard. I just only wanna know her facebook name.
I’ll find it anyway!
Just tell us the truth, who’s that girl? We’ve known your wife before.
He usually eats eggs but today he’s favoring bones.
This is my wife. Don’t talk about her like an animal. It’s her, for sure!
Really? She’s been an obese girl since the last time we met but now she’s deadly thin!
Why are you so skinny now?
She lost weight!
How could you lose that fast?
How could you lose that fast?
Why’s she doing "in and out"?
The fact is, one day she wanted to eat pig’s tripe soup and it was no tripe but blood curd.
That made her indigestion, then diarrhea, later she was diagnosed with food poisoning,
resulting in cleansing the bowels and making her gut out.
Then the doctor intended to take her appendix out but mistakenly removed the small intestine,
leaving her hospitalized for a month. That’s why she’s skin and bone now.
The thing is, what’re you all so exciting knowing my wife disemboweled?
No, I mean congratulations on her success of losing weight!
Food’s coming. Thoughtful as ladies are!
Three dishes of fruit?
I’m absolutely certain they’re husband and wife. They treated us exactly the same dish.
Right! Three dishes of fruit!
Let’s go on!
Propose a toast to my friends!
Your wife’s choking me!
No! Choke a wine cup.
I feel something strange too...
Congratulate you all for remaining your body intact after coming back from overseas study with my husband.
Your wife’s disembodied voice and your tap are going to conjure us from the death.
I gets confused.
Now she sounds like a call girl.
Let’s sing our student song!
Right, the song we sang when we’re still poor and humble.
Who takes the beat first?
I will. Ready? Two! Three!
Still remember the song?
I find the face expression of Mát’s wife is not really interesting.
It makes me chilly too.
It’s like a call girl not getting a big tip!
Nonsense, your dirty mind!
Where’s your wife?
Where’s his wife?
Do you see Mát’s wife?
Come and drink, guys!
What’s the hell?
Swatting mosquitos like a hell punch!
No. It’s on your arm!
They’re all around! Bloody!
You! I’ve suffered from vestibular disorder, so don’t be too hard!
Yes. Because of mosquitos. They dare to bite you on the cheek!
No! I’m just flapping gently.
Focus on plucking out grey hair. Let them bite!
Just let them bite?
Let them bite!
What’s up, Mặc Nác?
Will you still love me when I’m no longer beautiful?
What’re the hell you taking? Of course not!
Not a chance I’ll leave you
So nice of you!
I told you, let them bite. Once they fully suck, they’ll die.
Just feed them. I’ve suffered from diabetes so they’ll die. Believe me.
What’s up, Mặc Nác?
Won’t you abandon me no matter what mistakes I will make?
Despite colossal mistakes you may make, terrible deeds you may do, I shall never leave you!
Even when you’re a ghost or a monster, I won’t.
What’ve you just done?
I’m sorry, I just can’t help it.
Oh! Not once but twice.
No big deal! I told you I’d forgive you. It’s bedtime now. Don't sit at this.
Just lie here!
Wow! Why does it fall over at this time?
I’m going to bed now. Enjoy yourself!
I doubt that Mát’s wife is a ghost. She looks so scary.
How come you’re damn sure?
Don’t you feel a chill of fear when seeing her?
How on earth am I a gorgeous figure like a movie star?
There she’s standing!...
It’s absolutely not fit me!
Let me take a better look!
How come you’re so sure? What if she’s not a ghost?
I know one way to find out.
My great grandmother told me how to identify a ghost, looking backward between your legs!
Don’t get it. You try first!
Come play with me, guys!
Don’t know. You do it!
Get out of the way!
What? Ghost or human?
She’s a ghost! Run!
Why did you throw the paddle away?
I take this side, you the other.
We just want to tell you something.
In fact, your wife is…
Say it!… Your wife... Say it!...
Bi Mát, your wife…
You tell me!
Whenever he’s nervous, he’ll begin to…stammer!
As if you didn’t.
You’re not stammering anymore?
I 'm not stammer when cursing.
Why don’t you ask a self-controlled man?
I’m sorry. What happened to my wife?
Damn you! You forget? What happened to my wife after all?
I remember. She’s…very beautiful!
As if it was their theme song.
Wake up! Tell me what happened to my wife.
Are they falling for this song?
What happened? Why are you standing in the way of the light? It scares me!
LầDon’t appear like this next time! If you do, I’ll run like them. You little devil!
Eat it, hubby! It’s ripe already.
Can’t imagine him eating such a dented papaya!
Eat these yummy eggs! They are made from rubber, polymer.
Eat... Eat more for your good health!
I can’t take it anymore! Why don’t all four of you tell him the truth? Then I’ll do it. Don’t stop me!
Go ahead! We won’t hinder your business.
You wanna tell him now?
I’m stopping you now.
Are you crazy?
Let him do it just as he wished!
Bi Mát! Your wife is a… ghost.
Why are you cursing me?
No, I’m not.
You’ve just cursed me.
No! I mean your wife is a… ghost.
My wife has always been my mama.
For God’s sake, your wife is a ghost!
He doesn’t seem frightened, does he?
Bi Mát, you don’t believe this?
You do as me. Look backward between your legs!...
Look backward between my legs!
You crazy? Use your own legs!
Run, Mát! Your wife’s definitely a ghost! Give her up!
Do you know she’s a spook?
Yes, I do.
Why didn’t you tell us before?
I’ve known she’s a ghost.
For very long.
Why didn’t you tell everyone?
I told you, I wouldn’t abandon you whatever you were, even a spook or a devil. I’ll forever love you.
Oh God! How could you possibly break wind in such a romantic situation?
She poisoned the atmosphere.
I’m so sorry.
No problem. How did you die?
I underwent liposuction. A quack sucked up the last bit of my fat and I died.
You died of fat drain-away?
Your dead body must have been shriveled.
I can’t imagine my wife shrinking from 100 to just 30 kilos.
Shrivelledly dead. Where were your body buried?
The ferry port.
No more ferry!
Hey! Mr Know-it-all, her name is Núc.
Stupid! Her name is Nga, not Nắc, Núc, or Nái.
Nga is my mother’s name.
My wife’s name is Nác. She is Nác.
I thought her name was Nga when I visited her facebook.
It was my mother’s facebook that you visited.
Nác, tell me what you need and I’ll burn it for you.
Burn her something!
Why did you burn a lousy phone for me? Burn another one!
Why didn’t you burn a decent one? Don’t be stingy with joss paper.
I like this color. Ask my husband why there’s no sim.
She needs a "sim".
Wait a minute.
Where’re you going?
Somewhere I can buy "xiêm" coconut.
What’s a "xiêm" coconut for? She needs a sim. Do you know what it is? Get her a "xiêm" duck!
Are you insane? She’s dead and doesn’t need food.
"Xiêm" coconut or "xiêm" duck is no good. Sim here must be…"sim" flowers!
Damn your "sim" flowers!
You silly old fool! We’re talking about a cell phone, so sim here is a card you use at shopping malls to buy things without cash.
That’s an ATM card!
Sim is a SIM card for calling. Now burn it!
Write down a phone number for her!
A lucky number.
Quickly so that we can talk with each other!
Is the number OK?
What’s the number?
His phone number. It’s good.
Oh God! You burned it and if I get a call tonight with a minus, not a plus, initial number, you’ll go to hell!
Why didn't you say earlier? I burned it!
Crap! Burn a better one!
Don’t you dare do bad luck burn-off! My wife’s not a streetwalker! As if she couldn’t get a guest.
People always burn like this out there.
You’re making a storm only for joss paper burning. It really gets on my nerves.
No more stupid things! I’m gonna have a talk with my wife.
Take my car! I dare you.
Really? You can even defeat it?
You bastard! Why did you burn a deck of four-color cards for my wife?
It’s you to blame if her fingers are cut, even she’s already dead!
You burned the cards? What’s in your mind? No, I didn’t.
But he said so.
I swear I only burned Duy Mạnh’s CDs which included Gambling life. She might probably get addicted to it.
Are you crazy? My wife is a real gambler and you burned Gambling life disc to her?
Didn’t you think about country songs like Long Nhật’s?
Bi Mát, I’m sorry too.
I burned a Squash-crab-fish-tiger game.
Place your bets, then withdraw your hands or else I chop them off!
She’s shaking vigorously!
You even encourage a spirit to gamble? Is there nothing you could burn but gambling games?
What’s ‘Bingo’ doing here?
No. I burned a pack of Bingo cards.
Guess what numbers. Cough up!
It’s not my fault. I thought it was just for fun but she was really into it!
Why didn’t you tell me when you burned all these stuff? If I knew, I’d burn my step mother too!
She’s a heavy gambler. She’d fill the player shortage.
You wanna burn your step mother, who is still alive?
Hey! You’re talking rubbish. His step mother is dead.
Opps! How do you know?
She suffered scabies rash and scratched bleedingly until she was dead.
If so, I’ll burn this for her too.
Scabies treatment cream tube.
What the hell is going on here?...
This is my wife’s funeral, not his step mother’s. What happens?
Three hot chick ghosts!
It means three hot girl ghosts!
Three hot chick ghosts, bother my wife no more! Please leave her alone! Go!
It’s for fun!
Fun? Not until I punch you in the face! Go!
It’s time for pregnancy.
Oh God! Pregnancy means being born. It should be "reincarnation".
Oh God! Impinge!
It’s time for reincarnation. Go away!
Be aware of my cell phone!
They’re really gone!
Girls, wait for me to reincarnate.
They’re hot. Such a waste if they’re gone!
Why do you hit me?
Reincarnation requires your death first!
Guys, concentrate on the funeral, please!
We concentrate on the funeral. This is my wife’s funeral.
Be mournful! This is my wife’s funeral.
Why didn’t you reincarnate but still linger here?
No. I don’t want to. It’s funnier staying and playing with these guys!
No, you can’t. If you want to stay, revert to my former wife.
The fat, muscular, rough, teeth-protruding one who never gambled or was driven by greed.
Turn back to my former messy wife!
Bi Mát! If I revert to a hideous ghost, will you still love me?
Whatever you may become, however ugly you may be,you’ll still be my wife as long as you get rid of gambling.
I believe you.
I know who but no one will die if you just take it up. What’re you pointing at?
Revert! I can’t stand.
It’s gonna be a whole pack!
That’s for the transfiguration. Sympathize with her.
What a relief!
What's that supposed to mean? That is just one of the procedures for my wife’s transfiguration.
Is it that gross? Is that what friends are for? You guys can’t even remember my wife’s name.
I dare you to say you her name correctly!
What’s her name?
Núc! Nắc! Nga!
Damn Núc and Nắc! Last chance for you, what’s my wife’s name?
I am Nác!
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