Look, is there a birthday that you remember that you loved?
It was dark, warm, wet,
a sudden burst of light, an intense pressure like I'd never felt before,
father dressed in white pulls me forward, mother bites the cord-
Forever stop that story. That's disgusting, and it doesn't count.
So give me another one.
Schrutes don't celebrate birthdays idiot.
It started as a depression-era practicality and then moved on to an awesome tradition that I look forward to every year.
What about you?
Actually when I was seven my dad took me to the Natural History Museum in New York.
And we looked at fossils all day. And at the end of the day he got me a little plastic Triceratops.
It was awesome.
That's cool. Hey you know what's even cooler than Triceratops?
Every other dinosaur that ever existed.
Didn't see that one coming.
[Everyone] Happy birthday.
[Dwight] Hey, it's- hey
It's not a surprise.
This doesn't look good.
What? You have a cake.
You have a delicious cake with your name spelled correctly?
You haven't heard our theme though.
You don't hear a theme you see it.
Why is there a chiclet on my cake?
That's the best part
that represents a pillow or a television.
Our theme, if you will.
Because the fun part is you get to decide on an hour of
television or an hour of napping. That's our theme.
I love it.
Okay good. So what's it gonna be Kapoor?
- Ooh! Can she pick a half hour of each?
Oh then pick TV.
Take a nap.
No, no, no watching TV at work is really cool.
nothing good is on right now.
Bonnie Hunt is on.
You know what, I have been watching TV all week, I choose nap.
All right. Okay nap it is. Everyone out. Get out.
We're gonna be eating cake at our desks. Let's go. Move it.
Let's go go-go-go-go. Come on.
I got this.
This is for you, and, happy birthday Kel.
[giggles] Thank you.
Okay, you've got one hour.
Too excited to sleep.
Birthday time is over. Now go make up for all the work you missed when you were taking your nap.
Many happy returns.
[The Office theme]
Can somebody please inform us what a Horse Hunt exactly is?
From Season 5, Episode 16 and 17 'Lecture Circuit Parts 1 & 2' Michael takes Pam with him on a tour of the other branches to explain Scranton's relative success; Dwight and Jim, the new heads of the party planning committee, forget a birthday.
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