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  • [Door slam]
  • Hey Kelly.
  • Screw you.
  • Excuse me? That is no way to address a superior.
  • Oh yeah? Screw you too.
  • Woah.
  • What was that all about?
  • You forgot her birthday. It was yesterday.
  • [Both] Go ahead.
  • [Dwight] You do it.
  • [Jim] Okay.
  • [Dwight] I insist.
  • Basically after Phyllis blackmailed Angela
  • Michael asked them both to step down from the party planning committee
  • because there was too much drama.
  • What he said, was-
  • Just easy.
  • - There was a problem with having one head of the party planning committee. She becomes too powerful
  • So I appointed two heads.
  • [Both talking at once]
  • [Dwight] This is humiliating.
  • That's... on my side.
  • So this is fun.
  • My birthday was yesterday and everybody forgot.
  • I got really dressed up and excited and no one said a word. There wasn't even a party.
  • I think sometimes people are really mean to the hot, popular girl.
  • Are you kidding?
  • Well I'm not done yet.
  • Dwight,
  • This, fits in the palm of my hand. You haven't blown them up enough.
  • Why have you chosen brown and gray balloons?
  • They match the carpet.
  • What is that?
  • "It is your birthday."
  • - It's a statement of fact.
  • Not even an exclamation point?
  • This is more professional!
  • It's not like she discovered a cure for cancer.
  • I can't believe how bad this looks.
  • Are you trying to hurt my feelings?
  • Because if so you are succeeding.
  • Fortunately my feelings regenerate at twice the speed of a normal man's.
  • Okay good then.
  • Have you collected the money from everyone?
  • I am working on it.
  • How much do you have?
  • Six dollars.
  • That's how much you and I contributed. Damn it, Jim!
  • I said I was working on it.
  • [Dwight] What did you do?
  • [Kelly] Stop yelling at me!
  • [Dwight] What did you do?
  • [Kelly] I didn't do anything!
  • What did you learn in there? I bet you learned things, huh?
  • Like how to fashion a shiv, hmm?
  • Hey, what the hell's going on?
  • Why don't you tell Jim where you were from ages 14 to 15.
  • I was... kicking it.
  • In juvie.
  • What?
  • Juvie...nile. Detention center. Where they send teenagers.
  • Yep.
  • For rehabi-
  • Got it.
  • What did you do? Huh?
  • Hey, Dwight? Sounds like she was 14. So maybe we want to go a little easy.
  • Yeah, if she's old enough to get married,
  • She's old enough to follow the law.
  • What did you do?
  • My boyfriend dumped me, so I stole his boat.
  • I mean
  • He told me it was his boat - it was actually his father's.
  • and I just thought it'd be really romantic like
  • Thelma and Louise but with like a boat.
  • And it was...
  • the worst year of my life and I can't believe that you guys are making me talk about this on my birthday.
  • I thought you said yesterday was your birthday.
  • Hey you know what?
  • I got you a cake.
  • You did? I want to see the cake.
  • And...
  • Tada.
  • I hate it.
  • How do you hate it? It's a cake.
  • Well there's no flowers or toys or - I mean there's nothing on it.
  • Where did you even find a cake like this? I mean it doesn't have my name on it.
  • Do you guys know what my name is? My name is Kelly.
  • Right.
  • I forgot if there was an E between the L and the Y.
  • I still don't know.
  • I mean, I don't even know what the theme is. What's the theme?
  • [Both] Birthday.
  • [Both] Frosting.
  • Those aren't themes.
  • There's always a theme.
  • There's always a theme.
  • Nice job on the cake, bozo.
  • Okay you know what? Next time I'll let you get the cake and I get to scream at the birthday girl.
  • Okay, so all we need is a theme, and cups and ice and punch and a cake.
  • - Busy.
  • Hey what's that show that she's always talking about.
  • - Oh my god. Is this how you are with Pam?
  • Cause she must want to shoot herself in the face.
  • You know what? I could use a little help.
  • You know what? I'm a little busy.
  • We have a lot to do and you are
  • putting up a very effeminate sign. Is that what you've been doing? Making a sign?
  • - It's not effeminate, it's festive.
  • You've been making that sign for something that we could just announce to the whole office.
  • Hey everybody, the party's now at 3:00.
  • I know I just read it on the sign.
  • [Blows air into ballon]
  • We have to write my suggestions down too.
  • I'm not writing horse hunt. I don't even know that means.
  • It's in the name.
  • Okay so far, our ideal party consists of beer, fights to the death,
  • cupcakes, blood pudding, blood, touch football, mating, charades and yes, horse hunting.
  • You're right, forget horse hunting it's stupid.
  • Look, is there a birthday that you remember that you loved?
  • Here's one
  • It was dark, warm, wet,
  • a sudden burst of light, an intense pressure like I'd never felt before,
  • father dressed in white pulls me forward, mother bites the cord-
  • Okay stop.
  • Forever stop that story. That's disgusting, and it doesn't count.
  • So give me another one.
  • Schrutes don't celebrate birthdays idiot.
  • It started as a depression-era practicality and then moved on to an awesome tradition that I look forward to every year.
  • What about you?
  • Actually when I was seven my dad took me to the Natural History Museum in New York.
  • And we looked at fossils all day. And at the end of the day he got me a little plastic Triceratops.
  • It was awesome.
  • That's cool. Hey you know what's even cooler than Triceratops?
  • Every other dinosaur that ever existed.
  • Didn't see that one coming.
  • [Everyone] Happy birthday.
  • [Meredith] Surprise!
  • [Dwight] Hey, it's- hey
  • It's not a surprise.
  • This doesn't look good.
  • What? You have a cake.
  • You have a delicious cake with your name spelled correctly?
  • Told you.
  • You haven't heard our theme though.
  • You don't hear a theme you see it.
  • Why is there a chiclet on my cake?
  • That's the best part
  • that represents a pillow or a television.
  • Our theme, if you will.
  • Because the fun part is you get to decide on an hour of
  • television or an hour of napping. That's our theme.
  • Cool.
  • Yeah?
  • I love it.
  • Oh! Yes!
  • Okay good. So what's it gonna be Kapoor?
  • - Ooh! Can she pick a half hour of each?
  • No.
  • Oh then pick TV.
  • Take a nap.
  • No, no, no watching TV at work is really cool.
  • Pick nap
  • nothing good is on right now.
  • Bonnie Hunt is on.
  • You know what, I have been watching TV all week, I choose nap.
  • All right. Okay nap it is. Everyone out. Get out.
  • We're gonna be eating cake at our desks. Let's go. Move it.
  • Let's go go-go-go-go. Come on.
  • I got this.
  • Hem hem.
  • This is for you, and, happy birthday Kel.
  • [giggles] Thank you.
  • Okay, you've got one hour.
  • [Door slam]
  • Too excited to sleep.
  • Mm.
  • Great cake.
  • Thanks.
  • [Door opens]
  • [Crashing]
  • Birthday time is over. Now go make up for all the work you missed when you were taking your nap.
  • Many happy returns.
  • [Door slam]
  • [The Office theme]

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Can somebody please inform us what a Horse Hunt exactly is?

From Season 5, Episode 16 and 17 'Lecture Circuit Parts 1 & 2' Michael takes Pam with him on a tour of the other branches to explain Scranton's relative success; Dwight and Jim, the new heads of the party planning committee, forget a birthday.

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