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26/05/2016

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  • ALL RIGHT, LET'S GIVE IT UP FOR JAMES, THE THE RAPIN A SASIN
  • CORDEN!
  • (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).
  • >> James: ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
  • ALL RIGHT.
  • AND THE EMCEE WHOSE TV ROYALTY, DAVID SCHWIMMER-- DPSH AND THE
  • M.C. WHO IS TV ROYALTY, DAVID SCHWIMMER!
  • (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) ALL RIGHT, JAMES, AS HOST, YOU
  • WILL GO FIRST.
  • (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).
  • >> James: YOU SURE YOU'RE READY FOR THIS, SCHWIMMER?
  • >> OH YEAH.
  • >> James: JUST REMEMBER, YOU WANTED THIS.
  • ALL RIGHT, JOSH, GIVE ME A BEELT.
  • -- BEETD.
  • MILLENIALS, LET ME INTRODUCE TO YOU THIS GUY.
  • HIS NAME IS DAVID.
  • HE WAS FAMOUS IN '95.
  • CAUSE THAT'S WHEN HE WAS ON TV THEN, NOW IT'S 2016 AND HE HAS
  • NO FRIENDS.
  • GET IT, NO FRIENDS, NOT FAMOUS EVER AGAIN.
  • HE WAS A KARDASHIAN ON TV BUT THAT WAS ONLY FOR PRETEND.
  • YOU PLAYED ROBERT, THAT WAS A GREAT COMBO.
  • WERE YOU SO WHITE YOU SHOULDA PROBABLY PLAYED THE BRONCO.
  • WHAT I'M SAYING IS THIS BATTLES A BLOCKBUSTER SO I'M SAD YOU I
  • KNOW YOU'RE GONNA SPIT SOMETHING LACK LUSTER, BUT NOW YOU GET THE
  • CHANCE TO PROVE YOU GOT BALLS, WHILE I IGNORE YOU LIKE JENNIFER
  • ANISTON DOES YOUR CALLS.
  • (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) Z .
  • >> A BRIT IN AMERICA'S YOUR ONE CLAIM TO FAME, WE ALL KNOW AS AN
  • ACTOR YOUR ROLES WERE ALL THE SAME.
  • THE HEAVY BEST FRIEND, THE HUMOROUS SIDE KICK WITH A BELLY
  • SO BIG YOU CAN'T FIND YOUR OWN-- DIKEN, THE AUTHOR WE ALL
  • RED AS KIDS, HE'S BRITISH LIKE YOU, BUT PEOPLE KNOW WHO HE.
  • IS YOU MUST BE A MASOCHIST, YOU WANT TO BATTLE ME.
  • THIS WON'T END WELL, MATE, IT'S NOT LOVE, ACTUALLY.
  • TO BE CLEAR, I LOVE THE ENGLISH, I MARRIED YOUR KIND, BUT WHY
  • YOUR WIFE CHOSE YOU, MY BAD, SHE BLIND?
  • IS SHE BLIND?
  • RAP WAS BORN IN THIS COUNTRY, YOU ARE A TOURIST HERE, DO US A
  • FAVOR, JAMES, JUST CHANGE YOUR CAREER.
  • >> James: OH, COME ON, DAVID SCHWIMMER, HOW ARE YOU SUCH A
  • LOSER WHEN YOUR NAME RHYMES WITH WINNER?
  • YOU'RE SO NOTE WITH EVERY ROLE THAT YOU PLAY.
  • I'M LIKE HEY, I DIDN'T KNOW ROSS FROM FRIENDS NEW O.J.
  • I'M A FAST CAR, QUICKLY PASSING NEW NASCAR.
  • I'M AN ANIMAL, YOU JUST VOICED ONE IN MAD GAS CAR, OH, HE'S
  • SURPRISED, DIDN'T KNOW THAT I COULD SAY, WHAT'S THE MATTER?
  • NO ONE TOLD YOU LIFE WAS GONNA BE THIS WAY?
  • AND ONE LAST THING, YOU'RE NOT A TRUE M.C.
  • I [BLEEP] DESTROYED YOU, THIS IS MUST SEE TV.
  • I'M SORRY THIS BATTLE LEFT YOU SO BLUE, BUT UNLIKE THIS CROWD,
  • I'LL BE THERE FOR YOU.
  • (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) >> DESTROY ME?
  • PLEASE, YOUR RHYMES TOTALLY BLEW.
  • I WORKED WITH A MONKEY HAD MORE SKILLS THAN YOU.
  • I'M NOT WORRIED, NO ONE HEARD A WORD THAT YOU SAID.
  • THE ONLY PEOPLE WATCH YOUR SHOW ARE ASLEEP OR DEAD.
  • YOU'RE LATE NIGHT ON PRIME TIME, YOU'RE QUOLA I'M FINE WINE.
  • GO HOME, YOU'RE DONE, THIS BATTLE IS MINE.
  • DID YOU THINK I WOULD BE SCARED WALK AROUND GINGERLY?
  • WHEN EVERYONE KNOWS YOUR MIDDLE NAME'S KIMBERLY?
  • (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) I'M TALL AND LEAN, YOU'RE SHORT
  • AND STOUT, THEY KNOW ME IN JAPAN, THEY KNOW YOU AT IN N
  • OUT, YOU BARYM RASS YOUR COUNTRY, THIS WAS EASY FOR ME,
  • BITCH, LAY DOWN THE MIC, AND GO MAKE ME SOME TEA.
  • ONE CREAM, ONE SUGAR.
  • >> Reggie: SO WHO IS YOUR WINNER?
  • OH WAIT A MINUTE.
  • WE HAVE A NEW CONTENDER.
  • LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE WELCOME REBEL WILSON!
  • (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) >> ALL RIGHT, STOP, ENOUGH OF
  • THIS CLAPPING.
  • WHY THE HELL DO YOU WANTA HEAR TWO WHITE MEN RAPPING.
  • I'M THE REBEL M.C., I'M CLAK A LACKIN, I COME PACKING BOOBS,
  • SHOW YOU DUDES WHAT YOU'RE LACKING, DAVID YOUR CAREER SAY
  • HUGE MISTAKE.
  • IT'S LIKE ROSS AND RACHEL, IT'S ON A BREAK.
  • ALL JOKE AS SIDE, MAN, I THINK YOU'RE GREAT.
  • I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN, WHEN I WAS 8.
  • CARPOOL KARAOKE, YOU THINK IT'S YOUR BIG THING, BUT EVERYONE IS
  • THINKING SHUT UP AND LET ADELE SING.
  • YOU SPEAK ENGLISH BUT YOU CAN'T EVEN RAP, YOUR RHYMES ARE
  • NONEXISTENT LIKE MY INNER THIGH GAP.
  • DON'T BATTLE ME, CUZ YOU KNOW IT'S NOT WORTH IT, EVERYBODY
  • KNOWS MY RHYMES ARE PITCH PERFECT!
  • (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).
  • >> Reggie: THE WINNER OF DROP THE MIC, REBEL WILSON!
  • >> James: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, REBEL WILSON AND
  • DAVID SCHWIMMER, COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY.

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After James Corden and David Schwimmer exchange blows in a heated rap battle, Rebel Wilson shows up to end it all and drop the mic.

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