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25/07/2018

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  • *cOuGh*
  • *TrUmPeT mUsIc*
  • *fArT sOuNd*
  • Hi.
  • So I have a BIT of a problem...
  • It's been two months since I got my legs waxed...
  • ...and I need to fix that
  • Yesterday, I was standing outside...
  • ...and a gust of wind passed by...
  • ...and I literally felt my leg hair *move*,
  • like hair does...
  • ...on your head.
  • But it's on your legs, so that was a nice experience
  • I'm kinda lazy to go get them professionally waxed,
  • so we're just gonna wax them together
  • *breathes in heavily*
  • and I thought to spice things up a bit...
  • ...I'd give you some of my unpopular opinions.
  • *lip smack*
  • *sighs*
  • The entire earth population is gonna hate me after this video.
  • Before we spill the tea,
  • we need to make the tea.
  • *snap*
  • Okay, let's go make the tea
  • *loud opening door*
  • *stomping down the stairs*
  • *dramatic noise*
  • *loud clatter*
  • *places cup on table*
  • *another dramatic noise*
  • Let's have some fun.
  • First we need an outfit change.
  • *boing??*
  • *another loud clatter*
  • Azulene oil...
  • ..i've no idea what that is,
  • so we're no gonna use it
  • *ANOTHER loud clatter*
  • *paper wrinkling*
  • This is not in English.
  • *paper wrinkling*
  • *plastic wrinkling*
  • I'm kind of scared.
  • Rub a double strip between your hands...
  • *SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP*
  • *paper wrinkles AGAIN*
  • I think that's good
  • Smooth down sticky side of wax strip firmly onto skin in direction of hair growth.
  • *poor paper being abused*
  • Okay
  • Oh it's really on there now...
  • *clears throat*
  • *exhales
  • *grusome noise*
  • Ow
  • That actually worked.
  • Woah...
  • That was quite the experience.
  • No.
  • Why did I even make tea for this video, like I don't even drink tea I HatE TEa!!!
  • Why don't we start with something not so *triggering* such as foods?
  • Okay, let's start with tomatoes.
  • I hate tomatoes.
  • What was Mother Nature thinking when she made tomatoes?
  • What was the point of tomatoes?
  • They're not a fruit.
  • They're not a vegetable.
  • What is IT?
  • And the seeds, what about when there's tomato sauce and there's just one FAT seed in the middle of it.
  • Like, what am I supposed to do with THAT? Okay, like no.
  • Okay, that hurt a lot. another food. I hate now. This one is controversial, bacon.
  • It's just a mouthful of fat who wants that? I never understood the hype around bacon like *rips* ow
  • Mm-hmm. You know what else I hate? Coffee. I don't know what it is
  • the taste just doesn't do it for me and it's not that I don't like the coffee. I actually like the caffeine
  • I just hate whatever else is in it that makes it taste like that. You won't catch me drinking coffee ever
  • You know what else I haven't ever tried? And have no intentions of trying either? A hamburger.
  • Maybe its because of the tomatoes. Tomatoes are party poopers. They have to ruin everything. Why can't tomatoes just, like, not ?
  • No one wants them there. Who actually likes tomatoes? The other day, I saw this documentary
  • I'm sorry. I'm talking so much about tomatoes, but I can't help it. I saw this documentary. Ow
  • And it was of tomato growing. There was this shot in the middle of it
  • This guy just walks up to the camera holding this big red tomato. And guess what he does
  • He just takes a bite out of it like an apple. Ow
  • No, okay, stop it. Get some help. Okay
  • Now we're going to get onto the more polarizing stuff the Dolan twins. They are not hot. I'm sorry
  • I've looked at them every possible way from every possible perspective
  • But they are just not hot and like that. There are many people that I don't find hot. Guess who? Zac Efron? He's 5'6
  • um No
  • My hands are all sticky. This is nasty. I have a topic - kpop.
  • I am one of the few people that still does not really understand. Kpop. Like what what is it?
  • I don't get it someone please explain to me and
  • While we're on the topic of music, let me tell you guys a bit about the songs that I like
  • Well for starters no songs that any youtuber has ever put out has ever satisfy me
  • I hate them all not a single one was good. I guess you probably noticed by now that I like indie music
  • I understand how pretentious I sound when I say that I like indie music my favorite bands include, Tame Impala
  • That's pretty much it rap music. I hate it burn it. It hurts my ears. It's cancer. Turn it off, please. I
  • Made up the term and I'm probably gonna copyright it I call it the post-lunch fever haze. What does it mean?
  • You might be asking well, let me explain after lunch every single day without failure
  • I am just hit with this tiredness and it's every single day in class
  • I run the risk of falling asleep, and I already have I'll just blackout in class one moment the teachers talking about Abraham Lincoln
  • Next moment. She's talking about trigonometry
  • No one believes me, but I believe myself and that's enough comment down below if you think this is true
  • Don't take any tumbles there guys
  • Wha-wha
  • You know what song is really good?
  • Roxanne by the police my goodness. I have memories of listening to this song in the womb and it's just I
  • Think the message is slightly inappropriate, but you know what? We're there for the bop not for the message
  • That is a Bop and a half, you know
  • I'm going to bring my black tea over here because you know, you can't spill the tea without drinking it at the same time
  • Whoever drinks that and actually likes it. The FBI should just be knocking on your door because this is a federal crime
  • Oh, yeah, do you guys like my mug?
  • Drink the tea drink the tea and your problems will go away
  • My problems did not grow. In fact, I have more problems
  • Superhero movies I hate all of them not a single one that I liked and you know, what's the worst part of it?
  • I don't know if this is just me but the actors that play the super heroes for some reason in real life
  • They start to act like the superheroes they get that ego of. Oh I'm gonna save the world
  • No, you're not
  • Is this a mental breakdown? I don't know what the symptoms are. I mean, I've already cut my hair. I'm waxing my own legs. I'm
  • Super down and negative all the time. I'm the next Hannah Baker and your name is gonna be on the tape
  • Whoa, actually while we're on the topic
  • Thirteen reasons why let's talk. What do I think about the TV show well, and I'm at it. No do I think it glorifies?
  • Suicide no, but did I think that season two was worse than season one?
  • Yes one the acting was atrocious. I don't know if it's just me
  • I'm not a certified movie critic if that is even a thing
  • But I just did not like it just was not my cup of tea
  • The ending was intense. I will give them that but to me it just it didn't toot my horn, you know
  • The book was much better. If you want an actual rendition of 13 reasons why that does the story justice read the book
  • Wow, okay, this is so patchy. Like what what what even is this what what am I doing with my life?
  • How did I get here sitting in my room talking to my phone and waxing my legs?
  • So how was your day? I've been talking about myself for this entire time I ran out of ideas this morning
  • *chill piano music as I have a mental breakdown
  • *RRRIIIIIPPP*
  • I really want a dog if someone wants to pay for my dog, please send me money. I'll link my PayPal
  • What even is this video anymore? I was so confused. I've confused myself. I have been filming for almost an hour
  • What? where has all the time gone
  • Don't look at my butt, okay
  • That's it for this video if you stayed around god bless you, and I'm not religious
  • So don't I look so great in this camera angle
  • Okay, see you

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