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09:17   |   16/08/2018

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  • *COUGH*
  • What's up, roosters?
  • This is the second time I'm filming this video.
  • I did this entire video once through, ruined my face, and now we're gonna do it again.
  • Because, why?
  • My phone decided that it would be cool to just film completely out of focus, y'know?
  • Also, you might notice, we're in a different place.
  • That's because my room is currently a construction zone.
  • And, um, I'm not gonna clean it up just for this video, so...
  • For now, for the next like, little bit, videos are probably gonna be here.
  • But, let's actually get into this video.
  • So, you might be wondering: "Joana--"
  • *Crashing noise*
  • You have to be kidding me.
  • If you're wondering what just happened, my phone just fell.
  • That's so fun.
  • That's great.
  • I really need a new camera.
  • Okay, so, sorry to switch it up again, we're trying THIS camera angle now.
  • But yeah, so, you might be wondering:
  • "Joana, why are you even making this video? Like, you and JoJo have nothing in common at all."
  • Well, think again, because scarily enough, we actually do have a lot in common.
  • Guess what MY nickname was growing up.
  • That's right, JoJo.
  • What hairstyle have I ROCKED every day since Grade 2?
  • A HIGH PONYTAIL.
  • And what is my favorite color?
  • P I N K !
  • So for this video, I thought I'd embrace my 17-year-old toddler-ette potential,
  • and just undergo a dramatic change.
  • Today, ladies and gentlemen,
  • We are morphing into the species known as JoJo Siwa.
  • If I don't look like justice barfed all over me at the end of this video,
  • I'm calling up the US Army 'cause, y'know, some shots are gonna have to be fired.
  • So before we begin, we need to do one crucial thing.
  • These glasses? Unacceptable.
  • This is not okay; we have to get rid of these glasses.
  • You guys already know the drill.
  • Oh my God, my eyes are burning.
  • Okay, *phew*.
  • Now we can actually get into the makeuping.
  • - Gum , Gumdrop
  • Drop it like a lollipop
  • Never let the crav-
  • For today's look, I chose this makeup because there's just so much going on, y'know???
  • So first off, we can tell that she doesn't really wear that much foundation,
  • but my skin is nowhere as clear as hers, so we're gonna have to cover this up.
  • I'm a professional beauty guru now, in case you can't tell.
  • Ew.
  • Where is my Jeffree Star mirror?
  • I'm sorry but this is a disgrace.
  • Found it.
  • Okay, you know what- that powder puff wasn't working
  • Now we have to set this.
  • Oh and look at this brush set that my mom gave me
  • i.e. I stole it
  • So many brushes to chose from and so little time
  • Lets take a THICC brush, baby
  • Lets powder it up
  • Excellent.
  • Now on to the cheeks,
  • Jojo doesn't do any contour
  • And you can tell 'cause she has quite the moon face
  • So to excentuate my moon face, I'm not going to contour
  • But-
  • What I am going to do though is put a crap ton of pink blush
  • Ew.
  • This should be fun.
  • Don't I just look so cute?
  • Yaaaas-
  • Now we can get to the fun part- that eye look.
  • She's got quite the aray of colours going on there
  • So I'm going to take this teensy weensy little brush-y
  • It seems like shes got some pink, up here
  • Yesterday I went to Ikea, and for the for the first time ever
  • I did not have a good time
  • For starters, we ate literally all their free samples
  • And um I probably gained like 30 pounds
  • but then, thats not the only part.
  • Afterwards, for some reason,
  • we weren't satisfied with all those free samples
  • No, no we weren't
  • So, then me and my mom went and got frozen yogurt
  • Which was like literally another 5,000 calories!
  • And we ate the whole thing
  • I love having no self-control
  • So then,
  • We were like okay, ya know what? Fine,
  • Lets go walk through Ikea, hopefully burn some more calories
  • But then the unpleasantries just kept on coming
  • We went to the floral section
  • There was this, like, stem,
  • but the wire inside it was like kinda poking out
  • and I sliced my finger on it
  • *BATTLE SCARS*
  • I'm gonna sue Ikea for this
  • They have great stuff but
  • Going there cost me physical injury so I better be compensated
  • ok I think the pink is good
  • it doesn't look right, but I'd say that Jojo is also having a pretty ROUGH time
  • next
  • The gold
  • for this part I think we're gonna use highlighter cuz um that sounds like something Jeffery would do
  • actually no, that doesn't sound like anything Jeffery would do
  • I'm still gonna do it though
  • How do I? Where do I?
  • *falls down*
  • why is that low-key looking bomb
  • i don't know what to say, I mean
  • I'm just, I'm pretty sure I'm a beauty guru, you know
  • *snap*
  • Now we have to do the waterline and she's got some blue stuff going on there
  • let's just go for it
  • The mixture of pink and blue is kinda starting to make it look like I got punched in the eye
  • but there's no saving it now so
  • I HATE THIS, I hate this so much
  • What's next?
  • *clap*
  • eyeliner!
  • winged it
  • next!
  • That glitter, that beautiful glitter that just seems to be taking over her entire face
  • do I have glitter? no
  • but what do I do have?
  • liquid highlighter baby
  • yeah, let's just go crazy with this, you know
  • *regretting life choices*
  • how do I blend this in? I probably should have thought of this beforehand shouldn't I?
  • Let's just go with the FINGERS, why not?
  • ok, you what, that literally did nothing, we're gonna need more
  • What even is happening
  • I'm Rudolph the highlighted reindeer
  • Now we blend, again
  • *slap slap slap slap slap slap*
  • *slap slap slap slap slap slap*
  • *slapity slap slap slap slap slap*
  • Finally, that beautiful pink lipstick
  • I have just the color
  • Oh yes
  • POP
  • *COUGH*
  • ok
  • Now for a little makeup look book
  • Edna mode who?
  • Tyra Banks could never
  • I am rocking this
  • Now we move onto the hair
  • and Jojo is known for her over the top ponytails and larger than life bows
  • so the first step
  • This ponytail,
  • This FLOPPY, PATHETIC, ponytail
  • NO
  • It has to be much HIGHER than this
  • And one elastic
  • Isn't enough
  • I'm gonna take this hairband and use it as an elastic too
  • cuz we want my hairline to just be destroyed after this
  • I look like a ballerina who had one too many drinks
  • I mean, Jojos got nothing on me
  • Like, move over, I'm the new Jojo
  • And, like, I already know all the lyrics to her songs
  • IMA COME BACK LIKE A BOOMERANG
  • OOO ooo WAAA A WAA
  • ooO OOo WAA A wAA
  • ooO ooO WAH A WAA A
  • IMA COMEBACK LIKE A BOOMERANG-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
  • ooO OOo WAA a wAA
  • *mirror hating on my skills*
  • this performance is over
  • So now for the bow
  • I saw Jojo's bow and I was like, "You know what? That's sad, that's underwhelming. That is NOT a big bow, ya know? You can do SO much better than that sweetheart
  • So, what did I do? I went out and bought this HUUUUGE rectangle of pink fabric
  • Now, I'm gonna fold it into 3
  • And then...
  • To hold it together, I'm gonna use this floral wire
  • You heard that right (AKA the one that CUT my finger)
  • Now I just magically assume this onto my ponytail
  • I better not stab myself
  • *Surprised by my own beauty*
  • The grand finale
  • the outfit
  • so I didn't go out and buy all her merch from
  • Target, Winners, Walmart, Kmart, Loblaws, Costco
  • you get the idea
  • But, I do have some pieces in my closet that can mostly mimic this
  • I don't have that bright pink skirt unfortunately
  • But I do have some red shorts, soo we'll have to improvise
  • My mom just saw me and she had aneurysm
  • if you liked this video, thank you
  • if you disliked this video
  • That's ok
  • Jojo, don't take this personally
  • I think everyone needs to kind of back off because she's 15
  • and I'm pretty sure that when we were 15, we were not cringy
  • I'll admit, she might just be Jake Paul's little sister
  • but can we hold that against her?
  • maybe we can't, I don't know, maybe I'm just rambling
  • Anyways, at the time of filming this video
  • We're at 68 subscribers!
  • We're one away from 69
  • ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  • Thank you so much for watching
  • why do I kinda look good though?

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hey

didn't know Jojo Siwa was 5'9? neither did I. Anyways, thanks so much for watching my transition to the dark side. I hope you enjoyed it and I hope Claire's doesn't sue me.

current sub count: 77 (I know, I'm sorry I couldn't do a 69 subscriber meme)

thanks for watching and see you on the flip side

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