I did this entire video once through, ruined my face, and now we're gonna do it again.
My phone decided that it would be cool to just film completely out of focus, y'know?
Also, you might notice, we're in a different place.
That's because my room is currently a construction zone.
And, um, I'm not gonna clean it up just for this video, so...
For now, for the next like, little bit, videos are probably gonna be here.
But, let's actually get into this video.
So, you might be wondering: "Joana--"
You have to be kidding me.
If you're wondering what just happened, my phone just fell.
That's so fun.
I really need a new camera.
Okay, so, sorry to switch it up again, we're trying THIS camera angle now.
But yeah, so, you might be wondering:
"Joana, why are you even making this video? Like, you and JoJo have nothing in common at all."
Well, think again, because scarily enough, we actually do have a lot in common.
Guess what MY nickname was growing up.
That's right, JoJo.
What hairstyle have I ROCKED every day since Grade 2?
A HIGH PONYTAIL.
And what is my favorite color?
P I N K !
So for this video, I thought I'd embrace my 17-year-old toddler-ette potential,
and just undergo a dramatic change.
Today, ladies and gentlemen,
We are morphing into the species known as JoJo Siwa.
If I don't look like justice barfed all over me at the end of this video,
I'm calling up the US Army 'cause, y'know, some shots are gonna have to be fired.
So before we begin, we need to do one crucial thing.
These glasses? Unacceptable.
This is not okay; we have to get rid of these glasses.
You guys already know the drill.
Oh my God, my eyes are burning.
Now we can actually get into the makeuping.
- Gum , Gumdrop
Drop it like a lollipop
Never let the crav-
For today's look, I chose this makeup because there's just so much going on, y'know???
So first off, we can tell that she doesn't really wear that much foundation,
but my skin is nowhere as clear as hers, so we're gonna have to cover this up.
I'm a professional beauty guru now, in case you can't tell.
Where is my Jeffree Star mirror?
I'm sorry but this is a disgrace.
Okay, you know what- that powder puff wasn't working
Now we have to set this.
Oh and look at this brush set that my mom gave me
i.e. I stole it
So many brushes to chose from and so little time
Lets take a THICC brush, baby
Lets powder it up
Now on to the cheeks,
Jojo doesn't do any contour
And you can tell 'cause she has quite the moon face
So to excentuate my moon face, I'm not going to contour
What I am going to do though is put a crap ton of pink blush
This should be fun.
Don't I just look so cute?
Now we can get to the fun part- that eye look.
She's got quite the aray of colours going on there
So I'm going to take this teensy weensy little brush-y
It seems like shes got some pink, up here
Yesterday I went to Ikea, and for the for the first time ever
I did not have a good time
For starters, we ate literally all their free samples
And um I probably gained like 30 pounds
but then, thats not the only part.
Afterwards, for some reason,
we weren't satisfied with all those free samples
No, no we weren't
So, then me and my mom went and got frozen yogurt
Which was like literally another 5,000 calories!
And we ate the whole thing
I love having no self-control
We were like okay, ya know what? Fine,
Lets go walk through Ikea, hopefully burn some more calories
But then the unpleasantries just kept on coming
We went to the floral section
There was this, like, stem,
but the wire inside it was like kinda poking out
and I sliced my finger on it
I'm gonna sue Ikea for this
They have great stuff but
Going there cost me physical injury so I better be compensated
ok I think the pink is good
it doesn't look right, but I'd say that Jojo is also having a pretty ROUGH time
for this part I think we're gonna use highlighter cuz um that sounds like something Jeffery would do
actually no, that doesn't sound like anything Jeffery would do
I'm still gonna do it though
How do I? Where do I?
why is that low-key looking bomb
i don't know what to say, I mean
I'm just, I'm pretty sure I'm a beauty guru, you know
Now we have to do the waterline and she's got some blue stuff going on there
let's just go for it
The mixture of pink and blue is kinda starting to make it look like I got punched in the eye
but there's no saving it now so
I HATE THIS, I hate this so much
That glitter, that beautiful glitter that just seems to be taking over her entire face
do I have glitter? no
but what do I do have?
liquid highlighter baby
yeah, let's just go crazy with this, you know
*regretting life choices*
how do I blend this in? I probably should have thought of this beforehand shouldn't I?
Let's just go with the FINGERS, why not?
ok, you what, that literally did nothing, we're gonna need more
What even is happening
I'm Rudolph the highlighted reindeer
Now we blend, again
*slap slap slap slap slap slap*
*slap slap slap slap slap slap*
*slapity slap slap slap slap slap*
Finally, that beautiful pink lipstick
I have just the color
Now for a little makeup look book
Edna mode who?
Tyra Banks could never
I am rocking this
Now we move onto the hair
and Jojo is known for her over the top ponytails and larger than life bows
so the first step
This FLOPPY, PATHETIC, ponytail
It has to be much HIGHER than this
And one elastic
I'm gonna take this hairband and use it as an elastic too
cuz we want my hairline to just be destroyed after this
I look like a ballerina who had one too many drinks
I mean, Jojos got nothing on me
Like, move over, I'm the new Jojo
And, like, I already know all the lyrics to her songs
IMA COME BACK LIKE A BOOMERANG
OOO ooo WAAA A WAA
ooO OOo WAA A wAA
ooO ooO WAH A WAA A
IMA COMEBACK LIKE A BOOMERANG-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ooO OOo WAA a wAA
*mirror hating on my skills*
this performance is over
So now for the bow
I saw Jojo's bow and I was like, "You know what? That's sad, that's underwhelming. That is NOT a big bow, ya know? You can do SO much better than that sweetheart
So, what did I do? I went out and bought this HUUUUGE rectangle of pink fabric
Now, I'm gonna fold it into 3
To hold it together, I'm gonna use this floral wire
You heard that right (AKA the one that CUT my finger)
Now I just magically assume this onto my ponytail
I better not stab myself
*Surprised by my own beauty*
The grand finale
so I didn't go out and buy all her merch from
Target, Winners, Walmart, Kmart, Loblaws, Costco
you get the idea
But, I do have some pieces in my closet that can mostly mimic this
I don't have that bright pink skirt unfortunately
But I do have some red shorts, soo we'll have to improvise
My mom just saw me and she had aneurysm
if you liked this video, thank you
if you disliked this video
Jojo, don't take this personally
I think everyone needs to kind of back off because she's 15
and I'm pretty sure that when we were 15, we were not cringy
I'll admit, she might just be Jake Paul's little sister
but can we hold that against her?
maybe we can't, I don't know, maybe I'm just rambling
Anyways, at the time of filming this video
We're at 68 subscribers!
We're one away from 69
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Thank you so much for watching
why do I kinda look good though?
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didn't know Jojo Siwa was 5'9? neither did I. Anyways, thanks so much for watching my transition to the dark side. I hope you enjoyed it and I hope Claire's doesn't sue me.
current sub count: 77 (I know, I'm sorry I couldn't do a 69 subscriber meme)