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04:54   |   24/12/2016

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  • *NOKIA™ SOUND*
  • *PICKS UP NOKIA™ UNIVERSE S7™*
  • It's me
  • Mr. PewDiePie
  • It's Google™
  • Google™?
  • Google™, you called at last
  • Now tell me, tell me about the secret algorithm. You promised..
  • Once I hit 50 million
  • You would tell me everything
  • "I need more power !" - Pewdiepie 2016
  • I'm running low. JackSepticEye (Irish Potato Fucker) is catching up
  • I'm falling behind, GOOGLE™
  • WHAT YOU WANT LILLY SINGH ON TOP (Insert dirty joke here)
  • *HOLDS NOKIA™ UNIVERSE S7™ SEXUALLY CLOSE* That's right. I know you don't
  • Now that you finally made it to 50 million subs
  • You have access to a super secret higher level of Youtube Heroes
  • Youtube™ Super Saiyan™ God™ Level Hero™ (all rights reserved to GOOGLE™)
  • Youtube™ Super Saiyan™ God™ Level Hero™?
  • What is the key information?
  • Listen closely to this information
  • Ok
  • The likes
  • They don't do anything (wat)
  • It's a dead button (watt)
  • It's been a dead button (....)
  • all along ( *very manly gasp*)
  • The dislikes
  • *dramatic Royalty Free music*
  • What about the dislikes?
  • Don't you see? That's the key
  • The more dislikes, The more power (OHMYGAUUUUDDDD)
  • How do you think so many shit channels can rise to the top?
  • GhostBusters
  • Rebecca Black
  • JustinBieberVEVO
  • Call of Duty: Dead Franchise (press f to pay respect)
  • So you're telling me
  • If I get more dislikes
  • You will become more powerful than you could ever imagine
  • *PUTS DOWN NOKIA™ UNIVERSE S7™*
  • It will be done
  • *PTSD INTENSIFIES*
  • *Breaks desk by slamming a NOKIA™*
  • AYE YO WHATS FFFFFFFFFUHHHCKING GUUD (seizure starts)
  • 1 MILLION DISLIKES!!
  • CAN WE SMASH IT?
  • PPPPLLLLLTTTT
  • 1 MILLION DISLIKES. OR I'LL DROWN MYSELF.
  • *Unnatural cry only comparable to a thousand mating whales*
  • (SOMEBODY PHOTOSHOP THIS)
  • BAAAAAAHHHH
  • 1 MILLION DISLIKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • *A wild PeedewPee appears carrying it's native instrument*
  • *Mating call of a million savages*
  • 1 million dislikes
  • or Romanian dies
  • (rest in piss forever in piss)
  • Maya you're so cu-(drugs kick in)
  • 1 MILLION DISLIKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (my ears omg)
  • *sexy moans while dabbing*
  • *Proceeds to binge*
  • *AHHHHHHH*
  • (fell harder than Humpty Dumpty)
  • 1 MILLION DISLIKES!!!!!!!
  • CAN WE GET 1 MILLION DISLIKES? (Yes senpai, now stop asking)
  • 1 MILLION!
  • *Swedish Hardcore Rap* (Best music ever played)
  • *They see me rollinnn.... They hatinnnn*
  • WE STRIKE AT DAWN!
  • 1 MILLION DISLIKES!!!
  • 1 MILLION. No! No! No *regrets decision made*
  • *Be careful Pewds*
  • ONE...
  • 1 MILLION DISLIKES !!!!!!!!!!!!
  • 1 MILLION
  • CAN WE GET. 1 MILLION ???
  • 1 MILLIONNNNN !!!!!!!!
  • 1 MILLION!!!
  • DISLIKES!!
  • CAN WE GET 1 MILLION DISLIKES?
  • Dislikes
  • I like likes
  • (alrighty then)
  • She likes likes
  • Bet she likes leafy too
  • 1 MILLION
  • DON'T LOOK AT ME (we're staring at u actually)
  • HHEEEUUGHH
  • *sobbing*
  • (ayy what's good bro?)
  • 1 MILLION Dislikes (jump scare lol)
  • *fade to black*
  • Alright so apparently
  • Likes doesn't mean shit
  • We've been liking videos
  • for nothing
  • fantastic (oh the irony is strong here)
  • Now it's all about watchtime
  • and making you keep watching more videos
  • No one really know what's going on on YouTube anymore
  • Everyone is just.. testing out different things
  • begging for likes. Oh that guy got a lot of..
  • a lot of views
  • I must beg for likes as well
  • Well apparently, likes doesn't even do ANYTHING
  • except dislikes. Don't forget to dislike
  • What YouTube want is watchtime
  • and that you watch more videos
  • That's all they really care about so
  • Speaking of which, why don't you check out this video
  • This is a REALLY great one that I think you will REALLY enjoy watching.
  • Cause it's very.. It's practically the same video as this one
  • Oh my God
  • I'm getting too old for this shit (nah)
  • Don't forget to dislike the vide-
  • sub to me

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Please can we 10 000 000 dislikes?
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